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08\/17\/2024 - Many sluts entered, only a few sluts won<\/a><\/div>
08\/09\/2024 - You don't have to always show hole\u26f3<\/a><\/div>
06\/07\/2024 - I quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\ud83e\udd79<\/a><\/div>
03\/08\/2024 - Wait, they were gay? And other French cooking terms...<\/a><\/div>
12\/22\/2023 - Winter Solstice-coded<\/a><\/div>
09\/06\/2023 - Am I a nudist?\ud83c\udf7e\ud83e\udd42<\/a><\/div>
05\/12\/2023 - Sometimes I go\u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udf66\ud83d\udc45melty...<\/a><\/div>
12\/11\/2022 - It's O.K. you forgot my bday<\/a><\/div>
10\/20\/2022 - What's your favorite Rilke \/ dick pun?<\/a><\/div>
12\/11\/2021 - Can I borrow you for a sec?<\/a><\/div>
11\/19\/2021 - \ud83c\udf1eEver had a total solar eclipse on your birthday? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!<\/a><\/div>
08\/20\/2021 - \ud83d\udd25The world is finito\u2014wanna party?\ud83d\udd25<\/a><\/div>
09\/26\/2020 - "Someone's been nibbling on my nuggets!"<\/a><\/div>
05\/28\/2020 - \ud83d\udd95Fuck fucking everything, but also....Hi, it's been awhile.\ud83e\udd21<\/a><\/div>
02\/23\/2020 - \ud83d\udc7cBe a part of \ud835\udc07\ud835\udd5a \ud835\udd38\ud835\udd5f\ud835\udd58\ud835\udd56\ud835\udd5d\ud835\udd64 DELUXE edition Kickstarter\ud83c\udf7e\u00a0+ I'm sitting on my bhole w\/ Jake Brush, AGAIN\ud83d\udc9e\u00a0+ Strangers w\/ Candystore 2!<\/a><\/div>
11\/05\/2019 - \ud83c\udfb7I'm Sitting on My Bhole performance this Thursday, Nov 7!\ud83d\udc98<\/a><\/div>
09\/13\/2019 - \ud83e\udddd\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0fPre-order Hi Angels NOW or goddexx will smite yr ass + Art Book Fair + Performances!<\/a><\/div>
08\/16\/2019 - \ud83d\udd73\u23f0WAKE UP!! I'm performing Friday night! (for $8\ud83d\udcb8) + I have more STD's...\ud83e\udda0\ud83d\udeac\u00a0fuck<\/a><\/div>
06\/20\/2019 - \ud83c\udf44Reading TONIGHT at Honey's\ud83c\udf6f + TOUR DATES + more<\/a><\/div>
04\/11\/2019 - STD!!!!!\ud83d\udc89 Saturday, May 4, 2019 on Governor's Island\ud83d\udc33\ud83d\udea3<\/a><\/div>
12\/04\/2018 - \ud83c\uddf5erformance this \ud83c\uddf8unday, 12\/9 at \ud83c\uddf5\u00a0\ud83c\uddf8\u00a01 for \ud83c\uddf5recog Magazine launch party!\u26a1\ud83d\udc84<\/a><\/div>
09\/25\/2018 - \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udcf0\u00a0B I G\u00a0 NEWS + Picasso Machinery this Friday!\ud83d\uddbc\ud83d\udd8d<\/a><\/div>
08\/21\/2018 - This Sunday,\ud83c\udf3b the Sappho Room\ud83c\udf3f presents a poetry reading & concert<\/a><\/div>
05\/31\/2018 - \ud83d\udc8bI'm reading this Friday, June 1 with Simone Kearney!!\u26a1<\/a><\/div>
04\/18\/2018 - This Saturday: \ud83c\udfa8The Marble Faun x Candystore\ud83c\udf6d<\/a><\/div>
02\/25\/2018 - Tuesday, March 6, 9pm \/\/ EARWORM @ S.P.R.<\/a><\/div><\/div>");